I’ve been a mother for a total of nine months. Yep, nine months. I came into this having no previous experience of babies (my own or anyone else’s), and the first thing I quickly realised was … babies do not come with a manual. Why the hell not? Because they’re crafty little buggers and quickly disprove any parenting theories you might have or books you might read. But they manage to be slightly adorable along the way. It’s their survival mechanism. They need it.
Enjoy my blog (when I manage to keep it up in sleep-deprived moments) … and add a sprinkle of salt, a dash of pepper, and microwave for three minutes in a bowl of goat’s milk, before feeding to your cat upside-down.
Thank you 🙂